Friday, April 10, 2009

i guess this is nice of our neighbor?

Sex is a natual thing in life. Everyone does it. Well, pretty much everybody. Not every female is super loud in the sack though.

Megan is pretty damn loud, though.

At my old house when i/we were living with a couple of my friends, she used to wake them up in their sleep all the time. My friend broke the hallway light because he threw his shoe down the hallway cuz she was being loud.

Don't take me wrong, i like my girl to be vocal, lol. This incident was kinda funny though.

So Tuesday, i believe it was, i got home from work, and we played with tori for a little bit. But then we laid her down for a nap around 5:30 or so. Me and Megan decided to have a little fun. And in the midst of our 4-foot shuffle, as i like to call it, we hear a loud ass banging noise that sounded like it came from the wall separating us and our neighbors. This has happened before, and it seems to be the guy next to us, but it was never this loud. This makes me stop for a second, and it throws me off. No more sex.

Anyways, the point of that is, that last night me, Megan, and a friend of mine were blazing, and randomly at 11 p.m. there's a knock at our door. Megan gets up to get it, cuz i was in the kitchen & didn't hear it. Turns out it was the girl from the apt. below us. She came up to apologize for banging on the ceiling a few days ago, lol. Apparently she did that because she had her daughter there, and she didn't want her daughter to listen to what was basically hardcore porn. Lol.

This was kind of awkward for megan. Think of how weird that would be to be sitting in your apartment, and suddenly you hear moaning. Then screaming. You look over and your daughter is there with a confused look on her face. I'd do the same thing! Lol. We were blazed so we had a good laugh, cracked jokes about it & everything. Talkin about how the neighbors are gonna pitch in to buy megan a gag-ball. Or they'll all just have air horns & sound em off any time they hear Megan.

The thing is, they don't bang on the wall every time. So does that mean that sometimes the guy next door enjoys it?? We ponder this sometimes when we're out on our patio smoking a cigarette. Like, what if some night, the guys really stressed out and gets off to us having sex? That would be kind of weird. But at the same time, i don't care. Lol. As long as he's not straight up jerking it while lookin at megan, he can get off to us getting off if he wants.

But i doubt that really happens.

Its things like that that will pop up in conversation when you're at our place.

2 comments:

  1. I wanna be in on your conversations.

    We were talking about cum martinis the other night. Would I fit in with your group?

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  2. Nikki, you'd fit in like a "one-size-fits-all" ballcap

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